P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1900:14  2/8   FROM: GEORGE RIDGEWAY and  R. EWINS       KNOCK,  KNOCK,  KNOCK,  KNOCK.  KNOCK.  KNOCK,  gHO'S  WHO'S  WHO'S  THERE?  THERE?  THERE?     NOISE  WILMA  $HSH  NOISE  WILMA  TISH  WHO?  WHO?  WHO?     NOISE  WILMA  BLESS  TO SEE  SUPPER  YOU ?  YER  BE    READY     SOON          
P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1900:31 FROM: BRIAN McENROE, 7/8 MICHAEL SUNG, SARAH JONES and JOANNE WISBEY          What's the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole ? All the difference in the world... ghat makes the Tower of Piza lean ? It doesn't eat enough !... ghy does a man's hair turn grey before his moustache? Because it's older.. ghat do you mean by telling your pals that I'm an idiot ? I didn't know it was a secret. What do people do when they see skeletons walking down the street ?.. Jump out of their skins and join them !. Where do sick ships go ? To the doc's !  MORE OK JOKES FOLLOW >>>
P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1911:14 FROM: IAN WYLIE 4/8 HATDIDTHERAMSAYTO      gHERE CAN     YOU HANG A     GOAT ?                 Press Reveal                       ON A   GOAT-HANGER!                        
P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1900:14 FROM: STUART and ANDREW NEWTON 6/8 SALLY and ANTHONY BRADLEY,ROZELLE CURRIE and BRIAN McENROE          What papers do cats read ? Mews of the world !.. What work do mice do ? Mousework a... What soap powder does Kojak use ? Bald automatic !.. What did the policeman say to the big policeman Da-der, Da-der, Da-der, Da-der ! If bricks make walls, what do walls make ?.. Icecream.. How do you get into a graveyard ? With a skeleton key. ghat do you get if you cross a felly fish with a dog ? Collie-wobbles... Why is cheese said to be good for your sight ? Did you ever see a mouse with glasses ! .  MORE OK JOKES FOLLOW >
P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1900:31 FROM: ABIGAIL WADHAM 3/8  How does an octopus go into battle?   Press reveal ! O  Oo   oO  o o  O o    o           Well armed !
P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1901:31   1/8       F FROM: DAVID & MARK POTTS, RACHEL MOULSON and COLIN gHIT What did the lemon say to the orange ? You're so sweet when I squeeze you. ghat did the cheddar cheese say to the stilton ? We could be grate together. what can't you peel without a rope ? A peal of bells. How do you stop a charging bull ? Take away his credit card ! Why can't you talk with a goat around ? Because he keeps on butting in What's yellow and black and red with spots ? A leopard with measles ! Send your jokes to OR-ID, LONDON SE99 6YW and he'll send you his fabulous badge,T-shirt transfer and his SPECIAL NEW JIGSAWN See 309
P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1901:13 FROM: KAREN and GARY HARRIES, 8/8 RUTH LAUGHLIN, CAROL and MANDY CAMPBELL and JEREMY THAIN          What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle ?... The pavement. what has panes but doesn't ache ? A window... ghat did the electrician's wife say when he came home latf ? Wire you insulate... Can cardboard box? No, but tin can... ghat did the health inspector say to his assistant? Hi Jean ghy did the sparrow bathe in oil ? Because it's de oily bird dat catches de worm... ghat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog ? A seven foot toothbrush... ghat did the mouse say when he broke his teeth? Hard cheese. N MORE OK JOKES FOLLOW >
P306 ORACLE 306 Mon26 Apr ITV 1911:30  5/8    FROM: DIANE and PHILLIP CASSELLS and MARCUS and DEANA COY DOUBLE VISION by I.C.Squint INDIAN DISHES by Chic N. Currie SWEATY SOCKS by Watty Pong POLICE FORCE by Laura Norder WEATHER FORECASTING by May B. Rayne ACHES AND PAINS by Ivor Sorbit SCRAP MERCHANT by N.E.Oldiron PET OWNING by Ivor Dog DOUBT by R.U.Sure THE WINNER by Vic Tree HELP FOR A JAIL BREAKER by Freda Prisner SAHARA JOURNEY by I. Rhoda Camel LOUD RUMBLINGS by M.TNTumm SPLITTING THE ATOM by Molly Cule THE FLOWER GARDEN by Polly Anthus more follows >>