P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2000:11    10/10       What do you call pigs that like each other? Pen pals!!! Man: Good morning, Maf—n, I'm the piano tuner. Woman: But I didn't send for you. Man: No, but your neighbours did!!! If your mother was born in Iceland and your father was born in Cuba. What are you? An ice cube!!! more JOKES follow... Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Thanks for today's jokes to: Elizabeth Say More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2041:00    1/10       Knock, knock, Who's there? Little man, Litle man who? Little man who can't reach the doorbell!!! What did the traffic lights say to the car? Don't look now I'm changing!!!  Why not send us a drawing of your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to ORAC B j JOKES,25-32 MARSHALL ST,LONDON W1  more follows >> Thanks for today's jokes to:  Lee Chesters Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes Puzzler 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2050:00    2/10       What swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan!!! What does a pig write with? Pen and oink!!! What kind of fish do children wear on their feet? Sole and eels!!! What sits shaking at the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck!!! more JOKES follow > Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Thanks for today's jokes to: Rupa Shankeer More Jokes Puzzler 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2050:03    3/10   \     Knock, knock, Who's there? Chester, Chester who? Chester minute, don't you recognise me!!!  Why not send us a drawing of  your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553!  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  more JOKES follow > Thanks for today's jokes to: Liam Murphy Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2052:00    4/10       What is a beetroot? A potato with high blood pressure!!! What man lives near a fire? Alexander the Grate!!! What is mad and goes to the moon? A loony module!!! Judge: The next person in this court who dares to utter a sound will be thrown out. Prisoner: Me, me!!! more JOKES follow > Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Today's jokes from: Christopher Nyame Rebecca Hayes, Michelle Stacey More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2002:10    5/10   Ll4     Knock, knock, Who's there? Ivy, Ivy who? Ivy a long way to go to Glasgow!!! How does an intruder get into the house? Intruder the window!!!  Why not send us a drawing of  your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553!  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  Thanks for today's jokes to: Manisha & Hemant, Daniel Rigg Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2002:10    6    l4     What do you get if you cross a friend with a calculator? A friend you can count on!!! What do you get if you cross a tin with someone who is happy? American (A-merry-can)!!! Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a cup of tea! What's got into you? Milk and two sugars!!! How do worms fall over? With difficulty!! more JOKES > Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Thanks for today's jokes to: Elizabeth Littlewood, Michelle Stacey Charlotte Ramsden More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2000:03    7/10       Knock knock, Who's there? Soup, Soup who? Souper man!!! What's another o—lf for a space-walk? A star trek!!!  Why not send us a drawing of  your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553!  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  more JOKES follow > Thanks for today's jokes to: Safina Khan Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2000:11    8/10   l4     Why does a traffic warden have a yellow band around his hat? To stop cars parking on it!!! I say waiter - this soup tastes funny. So why aren't you laughing!!! How do you arrange a trip to the moon? Plan-et (plan it)!!! Why are false teeth like stars? They both come out at night!!! Why isn't Batman married? Because he's a Bat-chelor!!! more JOKES follow > Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Thanks for today's jokes to: Liarne Stephens, Salma Bismallah More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 7 Aug S4C 2030:00    9/10       Knock, knock, Who's there? Doris, Doris who? Doris locked that's why I knocked!!! What goes in dry and comes, out wet and pleases people? A tea bag!!! more JOKES >  Why not send us a drawing of  your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553!  Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  Thanks for today's jokes to: Sara Nixon Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz