P376 ORACLE 306 Fri25 Dec ITV 2027:39 FBOM:SAMANTHA DEALTRY, 8/9 WENDY & CHRISTOPHER NAYLOR JOSEPH DEMEO          Why is a policeman strong? Because he holds sp all the traffic with one hand. You have to keep a sharp eye open to- oorrow,Why? Because you can't see with them shut.... Where did the sand go to sleep? On the sea bed.... Why did the boy take a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains.... What runs round a field but never moves? A hedge..... Why is grass dangerous? Because it's full of blades.... Why did the actor jump off the Empire State Building? Becajrf he wanted to be a hit on Broadway....... MORE OK JOKES ON PAGE 305>>