P782 ORACLE 782 Sat 4 Apr ITV 2000:05 OKOK  OKOKOKOKOK OKOKOK 1/1 OKOK   OKOK OKOK    OKOK OKOK    OKOK OK  OKOKOKOKOKOKOK OKOK OKOKOKOK FROM:LESLEY JUPP, JASON FLETCHER If an apple a day keeps the doctor away,what does a clove of garlic do? - Keeps everybody away! chat is a raisin A grape with a lot of worries! If you had a pet plum and it became ill what would you do? Call the plumber! What do you get when you cross Olivia Neston John with Frankenstein# - Nice legs, shame about the face! Chy did J R cross the road twice and then bump in a muddy puddle? Because he was a dirty double crosser Who rode a camel and blew up the magic roundabout Florence of Arabia! Who killed J R with a Tomahawk? Sioux ElleF MORE OK JOKES ON PAGE 783 >>>
P782 ORACLE 782 Sat 4 Apr ITV 2000:06 FROM: TRACY & JULIE KERR 3/5                                                                    GOOSEBERRIES!       Press Reveal!   WHAT DO GEESE EAT?
P782 ORACLE 782 Sat 4 Apr ITV 2001:13   2/1            "WAITER,WAITER WILL THE BAND PLAY ANYTHING I BDEST "CERTAINLY SIR" "THEN TELL THEM TO PLAY CARDS!" "WAITER,WAITER MY EGG IS AS HARD AS ROCK" "I CAN'T THINK gHY, IT'S BEEN COOKING ALL MORNING!" FROM:JANE SA2GENT,RAGINDER SINGH
P782 ORACLE 782 Sat 4 Apr ITV 2000:00  5 R            FROM: DARREN & NIAL POLLOCK,PHILIP GEORGE,DAWN ALLEN Doctor, doctor,I Doctor,doctor, have a terrible this banana diet problem,can you  is having a help me out?  strange effect on Certainly,which  meN Come down way did you come  from the curtains Doctor,doctor I  and stop feel like a pair  scratching! of scissors. Now  cut that out!    MORE JOKES FOLLOG >>>>
P782 ORACLE 782 Sat 4 Apr ITV 2003:04  4/5 gHY ARE  FISH SO  SMART?!     Press     Reveal                BECAUSE    THEY GO    A2OUND    IN   SCHOOLS                  FROM:    DAVID    GILES   
P782 ORACLE 782 Sat 4 Apr ITV 2008:33 OKOK  OKOKOKOKOK OKOKOK 1/5 OKOK   OKOK OKOK    OKOK OKOK    OKOK OK  OKOKOKOKOKOKOK OKOK OKOKOKOK FROM:LESLEY JUPP, JASON FLETCHER If an apple a day keeps the doctor away,what does a clove of garlic do? - Keeps everybody away! What is a raisin? A grape with a lot of worries! If you had a pet plum and it bec—lf ill what would you do? Call the plumber! What do you get when you cross Olivia Newton John with Frankenstein? - Nice legs, shame about the face! Why did J R cross the road twice and then jump in a muddy puddle? Because he was a dirty double crosser! Wdo rode a camel and blew up the magic roundabout? Florence of Arabia! Who killed J R with a Tomahawk? Sioux Ellen! MORE OK JOKES ON PAGE 783 >>>