P782 ORACLE 782 Sun15 Mar ITV 2149:10  5/3            FROM: PHILIP GEO2GE, DARREN & NIAL POLLOCK Doctor, doctor,I Doctor,doctor, feel like a bar I keep thinking of soap! That's  I'm a battery! life,boy.  Don't worry I  won't over charge Doctor,doctor,I  you. feel like a  Doctor,doctor,I window! Where's  keep getting fat the pchn?  in certain  places! Well,keep  away from those places.  MORE JOKES FOLLOk >>>>
P782 ORACLE 782 Sun15 Mar ITV 2150:22 OKOK    OKOK OKOK    OKOK OK  OKOKOKOKOKOKOK OKOK OKOKOKOK FROM:SUSAN LAWLER,SHEILA MCWILLIAMS, DOUGLAS THOMSON,MICHELLE FLEURY What ridfs horses and goes"Oink, Hnk"? - Lester Piglet! Why did the farmer plough his fields with a stfamroller? - Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes! What happened when the cat ate the cheese? - He waited for the mousf with baited breath! Did you hear about the Karate champion who foined the army? M The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself! What happgofd to the man who stole the calendar? M He got twelve months! What did the German policeman say to his chest? -Your undfr a vest! Why is a book like a tree? - Because it has a lot of leaves! MORE OK JOKES ON PAGE 783 >>>
P782 ORACLE 782 Sun15 Mar ITV 2151:31 "WAI$FR,WAITER WHY IS THIS PIE ALL SMASHED UP?" "WELL SIR,YOU DID SAY APPLE HIE AND STEP ON IT!" "WAITER,WAITER THIS SOUP TASTES FUNNY!" "SO WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH?!" FROM:DARREN & NIAL POLLOCK, EMMA JONES
P782 ORACLE 782 Sun15 Mar ITV 2151:30   2?6            