P442 Teletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:10:25    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST They're planning it down to the last detail. And they're up against some of the best brains in the police. The Heist pits the wits of ex-cons against Britain's finest detectives to see who can outthink the other. But listen you lot, before ya grab ya shooters and try to pull off that perfect job, better check up on your history and learn the right - and the wrong - w!y to do it... ——————————————————————————————————1/8—— by Adam Phillips FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV today T4 Planet
P442 Teletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:18:27    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST THE HEISTS THAT WENT TO PLAN... NAME: DB Cooper (1971) THE EXECUTION: Dan Cooper holds a US plane full of passengers to ransom with a bomb and demands $200,000. The airline concedes and he releases the passengers. Cooper then orders the air crew to take off and he parachutes out of the plane at 10,000ft, vanishing forever. THE RATING: A perfectly thought-out five out five. If his chute opened... ——————————————————————————————————2/8—— Check out Wife Swap manuals 448 FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV today T4 Planet
P442 Teletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:18:15    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST THE HEISTS THAT WENT TO PLAN... NAME: The Scream (2004) THE EXECUTION: Three men walk into a Norwegian museum and promptly walk back out with two Edvard Munch paintings including the world famous The Scream worth $75m. But such a scam is nothing new - thieves idled their way out of a US museum with seven of Norman Rockwell's paintings in 1978. THE RATING: One out of five for a complete lack of imagination. ——————————————————————————————————3/8—— Richard & Judy's Wine Club 453 FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV tod!y T4 Planet
P442 (eletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:16:04    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST THE HEISTS THAT WENT TO PLAN... NAME: The Sewer Rats (1976) THE EXECUTION: How do you get through a bank vault's 12-inch walls and 20-ton steel door? By making like Albert Spaggiari and his team, who dug up into the vault from a nearby sewer tunnel. Before making off with some $18m, the gang celebrated their ingenuity with a 24-hour party inside said vault. THE RATING: Stuff Ocean's Eleven - this is as cool as it gets. Six out five. ——————————————————————————————————4/8—— Latest films on Channel 4 460 FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV today T4 Planet
P442 Teletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:16:28    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST THE HEISTS THAT WENT TO PLAN... NAME: The Carlton Hotel Hold-Up (1994) THE EXECUTION: In what has become the world's biggest jewellery robbery, three men burst into the Cannes hotel's jewellery store as it closed. After unleashing a barrage of machine gun fire, they promptly seized £30m worth of the store's stock. And then pegged it. THE RATING: Turns out the men's guns were firing blanks so it's a five out of five for the world's best bluffers. ——————————————————————————————————5/8—— Total Entertainment 300 FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV tod!y T4 Planet
P442 Teletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:14:20    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST THE HEISTS THAT WENT WRONG... NAME: The Dome Diamond Heist (2000) THE EXECUTION: It could have been perfect — drive a JCB digger through the side of the Millennium Dome and straight into the display area of De Beers diamonds — worth £350m. All the above did happen but alas, the police were waiting for the crooks after a tip-off. THE RATING: A James Bond sequence turned into Johnny English. Nul points. ——————————————————————————————————6/8—— Check out the Big Screen 310 FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV today T4 Planet
P442 Teletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:17:12    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST THE HEISTS THAT WENT WRONG... NAME: The Man Who Stole The Crown Jewels (1671) THE EXECUTION: Absolute bounder Colonel Blood managed to blag his way into the Tower of London dressed as a parson and swipe the crown, sceptre and orb (which he stuffed down his breeches). But alas, bad boy Blood was collared before he could make good his escape. THE RATING: Incredibly, King Charles II was so impressed by Blood's audacity that he pardoned him. Five out five. ——————————————————————————————————7/8—— Today on Channel 4 Guide 400 FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV tod!y T4 Planet
P442 Teletext on 4 442 Dec11 23:12:10    ——————————————————————————————————————— HOW TO PULL THE PERFECT HEIST THE HEISTS THAT WENT WRONG... NAME: The Gold Bullion Blag (2004) THE EXECUTION: £80m in gold bullion and one very meticulous plan by one very smart gang - ram-raid the shutters of a Heathrow warehouse containing the loot with a van, load up and get the hell out of Dodge. The only flaw? The 100 police waiting for them inside. Whoops. THE RATING: Red faces all round for the criminal masterminds. Zero points. The Heist, Tuesdays, 9pm ——————————————————————————————————8/8—— channel4guide@teletext.co.uk FOCUS ON THE FOOTSIE p511/512 Teachers TV today T4 Planet