P396 Teletext 396 Dec11 23:18:16       ————————  ——————————————————————————     With Christmas fast-  approaching, I'd love  to hear all your best   Christmas jokes!        Read on for today's  jokes, complete with  Glug's stink rating!   ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Jokes to: charlieg@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Trips Teaser Bamboozle TV Guide
P396 Teletext 396 Dec11 23:15:33       ————————  —————————————————————————— By Mark Valt, aged 8 Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-body to go with! STINK RATING —  What kind of illness does Jackie Chan get the most? Kung Flu! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Jokes to: charlieg@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Trips Teaser Bamboozle TV Guide
P396 Teletext 396 Dec11 23:16:19       ————————  —————————————————————————— By Gill Broad, aged 12 What do you call a man with a big truck on his head? Laurie! STINK RATING —  Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! STINK RATING — { PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Jokes to: charlieg@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Trips Teaser Bamboozle TV Guide