P396 Teletext 396 Oct27 21:12:56      ————————  ——————————————————————————     Do any of your jokes  deserve a 5-star  stink rating? Send me   them to find out!        Read on for today's  jokes, complete with  Glug's stink rating!   ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Jokes to: charlieg@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Trips Teaser Bamboozle TV Guide
P396 Teletext 396 Oct27 21:12:53      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Sophie Helliwan, aged 8 What goes: "Now you see me, now you don't?" A black cat walking across a zebra crossing! STINK RATING — \ What's the cleverest snake in the world? An adder! STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Jokes to: charlieg@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Trips Teaser Bamboozle TV Guide
P396 Teletext 396 Oct27 21:11:21      ————————  —————————————————————————— By James Forbes, aged 14 What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves! STINK RATING — \ What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn't move? The road! STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Jokes to: charlieg@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Trips Teaser Bamboozle TV Guide