P394 Teletext 394 Oct27 21:12:22                                            by Paul Rose An Aztec god has placed a curse on Turner. Now he and Glug plan to ask the god to remove the curse — by visiting him in person! Write It Jokes GameCentral Next
P394 Teletext 394 Oct27 21:11:27 Nice one, Glug. This is what  I call travelling in style.        There's no   need to be     sarcastic,     Turner...                                        Write It Jokes GameCentral Next
P394 Teletext 394 Oct27 21:12:52 It's not my fault if the best tickets could afford were in the hold.                                                                Write It Jokes GameCentral Next
P394 Teletext 394 Oct27 21:12:52 Anyway, how much longer   until the boat docks?                                                                              Ah. Now, I've been meaning   to tell you about that...         Write It Jokes GameCentral Next
P394 Teletext 394 Oct27 21:13:02 You see, the ship isn't exactly going anywhere near the Temple Of A Thousand Deaths. We're, um, going to have to swim part of the way....                       Whaaaat?!!                                                     MORE NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Game entral Next