P474 Teletext 470 May24 16:00:04       ——————————————————————————————LETTERS—— POMPT-DI-POMPT-DOH-POMPTUSS Dear Digitroniser, I had a French oral exam the other day. All I said was "pompt-di-pompt- de-la-pompt" and the teacher kept speaking Dutch x 2. To think, I would not be at such an advanced stage if not for your expert tuition. Am I great now? Dr Bottletop, Lancs. Pompt-ton-top-la-pan-top-pompt. ——————————————————————————————————1/5—— Turner lives: here 448 Money? 500 HUNTER'S PET SOUNDS p626 Comp-o-Tips Charts Fun & Games Grooves
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