P198 Teletext 198 Jan 2 00:11:01      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes —   I promise they're the   funniest ones x—t.       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK RATING.  ——————————————————————————————————1 3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Jan 2 00:10:01      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Chris Colville, age 9 What is worse than being with a fool? Fooling with a bee! STINK RATING —  Why do witches get such good bargains? Because they love to haggle! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 199 Jan 2 00:11:01      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Josephine Kelly, age 10 What sizzles and circles the earth? An unidentified frying object! STINK RATING — \ Which knight drew plans for castles? Sir Veyor! STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 090 Jan 0 00:50:01      ————————  ——————————————————————————      today's great jokes —   ] @ promise they're the   funniest ones y—t.       AD ON FOR TODAY'C  KES, OLPLET WIT@  GLUG'S STINK RADHNG  —————————————————————————————————q  "Send me your stinky jo!—s!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 287, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax8 0  386 7808. o£—s TV Fun & Gam—s Club 14(