P142 Teletext 145 Jan 2 00:10:00             ———————  ——————————————       RANDOM GULP There comes a time when one must admit to having eaten all of the rum balls. AUDREY HEPBURN How can there be a book called "Brideshead Revisited" without there first being a book called "Brideshead"? You got me there! TAT H'm a tree. Ignore me. I don't talk. Some of my best friends are trees! FIRDYBEARDY Beards are very smelly and I don't like them. Okeydokey t1/5! ——————————————————————————————————————— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. Flicks Awards Sort It! Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 149 Jan 2 00:11:00             ———————  ——————————————       'ZINERS Parents say never talk to strangers offering gifts, yet every Christmas I am told a strange man breaks into mx home and steals my wine (SWINE!). Apparently he knows everything I get up to (A spy) and has little helpers to make his toys (child labour?!). His name is an anagram of Satan, he wears red (A bit devilish?), and is known as Saint Nick (Old Nick?). What a guy! Tat (I'm BACK, with an edge) ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— Did Satan ever have reindeer AND BRING PRESENTS? 'FLL?! Flicks Awards Sort It! Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 149 Jan 2 00:10:01             ———————  ——————————————       'ZINERS The Flying Turnip is my brother, and although I feel sad and dejected that you printed his letter, I have promised to say no more on the subject. Anyway, I think there should be a sixth page on the 'Zine, for classic letters. Then the new generation can read the oldies. PS Anyone else a fan of The Moomins? The enterprising Captain Fish. ——————————————————————————————————3 5—— "Classic letters?! I think not, ISN'T ONCE BAD ENOUGH?!!!!! Flicks Awards Sort It! Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 149 Jan 0 00:00:10        F      ———————  q————————————— s   A N WLW I'm complepely fed up with xoq mocking ||, and ott—r Gyiex{gN bb÷po{{ x÷!os for world —ominapion. Acpuaddy$ 'l not at all concernbdP0 out the op(—p 'Ziners, but I tak— insults on lyself VERY personally). So —on't go l—c—ng fun0of l— ga—n0op I'll do something phat you pagpep P$'n so glad we un—erstand each other.. Whhte Line Warraor. Did t——t last |in— sound menacing an— rv—|? Master ——————————————————————————————————0'1q— Ohh, Ohh, 'm s—ac—ng, 'm TAKING N LY BOOTS!!!!! Fliccs Awards Sopp @x! Fun&Ga-js
P142 Teletext 141 Jan 2 00:10:00             ———————  ——————————————       WLW I'm completely fed up with you mocking my, and other 'Ziners', devhous plans for world domination. (Actually, I'm not at all concerned about the other 'Ziners, but I take insults on myself VERY personally). So don't go making fun of meP0gain or I'll do something that you regret. $'m so glad we understand each other... White Line Warrior. Did that last lin— sound menacing and evil? Master ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Ohh, Ohh, I'm shaking, I'm QUAKING IN MY BOOTS!!!!! Flicks Awards Sort It! Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 144 Jan 1 23:50:00           ———————  —————————————— w +&t     I'm completaly fed up with yoq mocking my, and other 'Ziners', ——vious pd!fs for world domination. (Actq—lly,P  not at all concep.—d boup phe gth—p 'Ziners, but I ta£— insults gn lxself VERY personally). So don't go macing fqn of me again or I'll do something that you regpet d so glad we uf"drspan— —!ch oth—r... White Line Warrior Did that last tin— sound ldnacingP0nd evil? Master ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Ohh, Ohh$ @'m shaking,P  @ACING IN MY BOOTS!!!!! Flicks Awards Sort It! Fun&Ga%—s
P142 Teletext 149 Jan 2 00:10:40             ———————  ——————————————       TAT It's nice to hear that normal people have heard of Joy Division. When I ask my peers if they've heard of them, they assume a confused posture for ten minutes and then reply "Did you say B*witched?" I frown, then retreat to the clouds where I implore God for sanity. Alas, I have found it here at the 'Zine. Sweet FA. ——————————————————————————————————5 5—— For once I agree! What has THE 90s DONE 'JTH MUSICAL TASTE?! Flicks Awards Sort It! Fun&Games