P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:01:00    NEW VIDEOS —————————————————————  BLADE (18) Wesley Snipes XBlade) is a half-vampire half-human killer of bloodsuckers. Forget the crucifix and stake, this guy uses swords, knives, darts and bullets tipped with garlic juice. This is a no-brainer action flick that will amuse and absorb, but it contains some dreadful dialogue. Snipes says Blade is a strong character movie. Not quite. Stephen Dorff does a good turn as the villain Deacon Frost. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————1/11— Teletext rating XX (Fair) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Video Competition Events Racing
P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:02:01    NEW FILMS —————————————————————  HOPE FLOATS (PG) Quite a few critics won't like this because it deals with a mother-daughter relationship. Oh dear, not a smart enough subject for the metropolitans. In fact, Sandra Bullock's vehicle is a sharply-scripted movie about the rediscovery of the past — and kicks off with a devastating send-up of an American TV talk show. Ordinary people are humiliated b9 a patronising know-all who bears an odd resemblance to Ric+i Lake. —————————— by Victor Olliver —————2/11— Teletext rating XXXX (Very Good) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Video Competition Events Racing
P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:02:10    NEW FILMS —————————————————————  HOPE FLOATS (PG) Birdee (Sandra Bullock) learns from a TV talk show that her husband has been doing the dirty on her. With her young daughter, she goes back to her mothbr, played by wonderful Gena Rowlands. Rowlands's portrayal of a brittle woman slowly learning to express her feelings is very well done — and she does tend to upstage everyone. Harry Connick Jr plays Bullock's old boyfriend as she learns that past glamour means nothing compared to love. —————————— by Victor Olliver —————3/11— Teletext rating XXXX (Very Good) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Video Competition Evjnts Racing
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P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:03:11    NEW FILMS —————————————————————  FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (18) This movie is about as much fun as watching people you've never met before get stoned. Johnny Depp has a habit of picking bad scripts and this is a real stinker. Based on Hunter S Thompson's 1972 novel, this is an allegedly "hilarious memoir of the 60s". Depp plays feature writer Raoul Duke sent to Vegas to cover a motorbike race with his mate. They drop acid, hallucinate and say idiotic things. That's it. Avoid. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————5/11— Teletext rating X (Bad) IN-DEPTH TAROT READINGS p623 Video Competition Events Racing
P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:07:13    NEW VIDEOS —————————————————————  THE ODD COUPLE II (15) Forget the miserable Grumpy Old Men, this is far better. The gags come thick and fast in this road movie scripted by Neil Simon. Felix Ungar (Jack Lemmon) and Oscar Madison (Walter Matthau) are re-united 30 years after they first flat-shared. The old boys are heading for their kids' wedding in California when they get waylaid by a dead Rolls-Royce driver, a burnt-out rental car and two runaway women. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————6/11— Teletext rating XXXX (Good) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Video Competition Events Racing
P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:14:10    NEW VIDEOS —————————————————————  THE ODD COUPLE II (15) Lemmon and Matthau are arrested three times on their way to fictitious San Malina for their kids' wedding. They get covered in pesticide, duped by a Mexican crook and then held at gun- point on a bus. Lemmon's throaty cough gets irritating but Matthau's arid wit is still wonderful. Don't expect sex, violence or much action. What you get is perfect comic timing from two legendary actors, still in a class of their own. Rjcommended. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————7/11— Teletext rating XXXX (Good) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Video Competition Events Racing
P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:14:10    NEW VIDEOS —————————————————————  THE EEL (18) This surprised everyone at Cannes last year when it won the Palme D'Or. Not surprisingly, it's taken months to get a limited release in the UK. It's about a professional Tokyo man who murders his wife after she commits adultery. After release from prison, he takes an eel to the country with him. He sets up a lakeside barber's shop and saves a girl from suicide. It's a gentle tale that gets quite confusing at the end. An acquired taste. —————————— by Simon Holden ———————8/11— Teletext rating XX XFair) NOW IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Video Competition Events Racing
P463 Teletext 463 Nov13 21:00:01    NEW FILMS —————————————————————  ANTZ (U) Woody Allen (Z) is the star turn in this stunning animated adventure about a worker ant who falls in love with a princess (Sharon Stone). He falls out of the colony into the big and scary world outside (New York). Together they hunt for Insectopia. Fabulous. ——————————————————————————————————————— FILM REVIEW PHONELINE 0906 471 0501 To hear our latest movie reviews press 1 The X-Files; 2 The Truman Show; 3 Elizabeth; 4 Saving Private Ryan; 5 There's Something About Mary. ——————————————————————————————————9/11— T+ 60p/min. May involve long call CHECK OUT YOUR LOVE STARS! p418 Video Competition Events Racing
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