P198 Teletext 198 Nov13 21:00:10      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes —   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Nov13 21:02:01      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Georgina Castle, Age 6 What card game do monsters and crocodiles play? SNAP. STINK RATING — \ Why did the teacher put on a pair of sunglasses? Because her class was so bright STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Nov13 21:05:11      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Lily Vonk Why did the teacher marry the school caretaker? Because he swept her off her feet! STINK RATING —  How do you make a Venetian blind? Stick your finger in his eye. STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140