P142 Teletext 142 Nov13 21:00:00             ———————  —————————————— w+      S, D AND A Is infertility hereditary? Is originality failing you?! TANGA My bean plant is really tall. Bet everyone's jealous. What, of having no mates? I don't think so, Billy No Mates! GOLDEN COOKIE The sky is blue, and you are so cool, people think you are a fool, but you're not. You have nice toes, so show 'em to the would. Because it'll make your hair curl. That's got to be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. NOT! 1/5 ——————————————————————————————————————— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. Flicks Drugs Lisa Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov13 21:02:15             ———————  ——————————————       A NEW DEBATE Game On or Friends? Personally I think Game On is more realistic and ten times more hilarious than Friends. To prove my point I watched the second series of both. I lauged at the jokes in Game On but quickly grew tired of the obvious humour of Friends. How many people do you know with pet monkeys, ducks or chicks? It's irritating fiction - not real sit-com! Little Baby Nothing ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— Yes, maybe, but on the Babe-ratings FRIENDS 6 - GAME ON 1 Flicks Drugs Lisa Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov13 21:04:14    +'?k         ———————  ——————————————       GREETING MORTALS Has anyone else noticed how much people say "er", "ah" and "um" while talking? For example, Tim Henman was interviewed on the news and "ered", "ahhed" and "ummed" about 40 times in 2\ minutes. My plan for preventing this from slowing conversation is simple: Don't talk, communicate psychically! Master ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— ....GET IT? Flicks Drugs Lisa Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov13 21:01:03             ———————  —————————————— w+      'ZINERS Most people want to lead a happy and fufilling life. Many people get this buzz from taking drugs, getting off on putting people down, or shutting out reality by being silly. I think you'll get a bigger buzz from love, friendship. compassion and being nice to people. If you don't believe me, try it for yourself. It's very easy. Be high on life. It's the best way to be! TMBGEs Boyfriend ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— I tried it, and I'm sorry but I PREFER BEING BITTER AND TWISTED! Flicks Drugs Lisa Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov13 21:05:01             ———————  ——————————————       ODE TO RUNCORN Runcorn is weak, Runcorn is full of scallies, Runcorn is scanky, Runcorn is full of trendies, Anywhere is nice compared to Runcorn, Anywhere is posh compared to Runcorn, Runcorn is grey, Runcorn is dull, Runcorn is where I live Frankie James ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Do we have any RUNCORN FANS OUT THERE, ANYWHERE? Flicks Drugs Lisa Fun&Games