P198 Teletext 198 Nov 6 21:00:00      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes —   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Nov 6 21:00:10      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Nicola Wood, aged 9 What gets wetter as it dries? A towel! STINK RATING —  Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the Body Shop! STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Nov 6 21:00:01      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Danny, aged 10 What do you call a Scotsman in the second round of the World Cup? A referee! STINK RATING —  By Chevonne Nichol, aged 6 Why did the lettuce blush? It saw the salad dressing! STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140