P142 Teletext 142 Nov 6 21:00:10             ———————  ——————————————       RANDOM GULP My tea cup's half empty and we're drowning in manufactured madness. Where have all the weirdos gone? Fulham I think. SWEET ANOMALY Why do people regard blondes as stupid? How can this be based on people's hair colour? Don't know about blondes, but ginga's stink. MISANTHROPIST Why is there a fish swimming on my ceiling? Come on, answer me, tell me or die 'ziners. Why not ask the fish, dumbo? 1/5 ——————————————————————————————————————— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. Cage Antz Wright Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov 6 21:00:10    +'?k         ———————  —————————————— w+      YO ZINESTERS OK, the Alanis lyrics were too easy. (Aren't they always) Try these....... "They tell me I'm an old man, They tell me I am blind, They took my driver's licence, This house ain't far behind." Name that song and you have GOOD TASTE. Troubled Penguin ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— Did the Duke of Edinburgh ever drive? OH, I DUNNO! Cage Antz Wright Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov 6 21:01:03             ———————  ——————————————       DEAR 'ZINE As the Christmas period draws in there is one festive evil left: The anti-Santa! Yes, while all the children sleep happily in their beds on Christmas Eve, this fat evil menace breaks in and steals all of their favourite toys. He then takes them back to his evil master who is the Sassy Piglet! Cymraeg (in his Santa suit) ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— You're planning a fun Crimbo then? BET YOU CAN'T WAIT, EH? Cage Antz Wright Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov 6 21:00:00             ———————  ——————————————       TO THE NEXT BIG THING IN RELIGION "If voting could change anything they'd make it illegal" is (almo1t  of a book by Ken Livingston. Are you a fan of his? I thought we were a dying breed. Also, how can we "smash capitalism" when apathy and indifference are so widespread? Ideas anyone? Manic Street Priestess in Love with Arthur Scargill ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Apathy?! Indifference?! WHATEVER... Cage Antz Wright Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 142 Nov 6 21:00:01    +'?k         ———————  ——————————————   -tiz    'ZINERS I think I've been cursed. Three reasons for this conclusion are: 1. In horror films the one I fancy ALWAYS gets killed. 2. On TV I ALWAYS fancy the soon-to-die characters. 3. In real life guys I fancy don't know I exist, while I am constantly asked out by guys I hate. Little Baby Nothing ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— NOT AS BAD AS EVERYBODY HATING YOU!!! APPARENTLY Cage Antz Wright Fun&Games