P198 Teletext 198 Oct30 21:01:00      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes —   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 199 Oct30 21:00:10      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Joel Turner, aged 8 Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there weren't any chickens in those days! STINK RATING — \ What do you call three men in a shower? Wet Wet Wet! STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 199 Oct30 21:00:11      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Daniel Houston, aged 10 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! STINK RATING — \ What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140