P144 Teletext 140 Oct30 21:02:02       ———————  —————————————————  WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?   The Artist Formerly Known  as Ginger wore a royal blue  ballgown and sang Happy  Birthday to Prince Charles this week. Trying to emulate Marilyn Monroe? Really Geri love, you should leave the glamour to Hollywood. What are you plotting Geri? A heartfelt change of image to suit the role as UN Ambassador or a cynical marketing ploy for your eventual solo material? ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— by Trudy T GET ON THE 'ZINE p142 Shaznay Angst TV Plus Green
P144 Teletext 146 Oct30 21:00:10       ———————  —————————————————  WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?   It's no secret Geri's  carving out a new niche,  what with her "serious" new image, new EMI record deal and UN Ambassador role. I told her ages ago to ditch the clown make-up and red boots — and now thankfully she's seen sense. But when I called her PR, he insisted it wasn't a new look at all! "If anything, she's discarded her Ginger Spice image. This is the real Geri." ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— She asked me outright for sex 146 ALL SAINTS EXCLUSIVE p145 Shaznay Angst TV Plus Green
P144 Teletext 140 Oct30 21:00:01       ———————  —————————————————  WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?   Geri called me in despair  after she left the Spice  Girls. "Trudy, darling, please give me some fashion advice," she wailed. Now she's dropped the garish garb and brassy hair and has re-invented herself as worthy charity figurehead. Geri's PR told me: "This is the real Geri. She's now truer to who she was pre-Spice." Between you and me, I've taught that kid everything she knows. ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— A bend in need of repair 146 TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT p400 Shaznay Angst TV Plus Green
P144 Teletext 143 Oct30 21:03:15             ———————  ——————————————       WLW, The letter about the penguins and shredded wheat was from me and Non- Sticky Bindi, except you chopped it to bits and forgot to put her name on it. Anyway, we're not coming back, so if anyone wants us, we're at the centre of the universe. And about Ninja Hamster jnr - I don't know who you are, but we all lbke mistakes don't we? Ninja Hamster (the first) ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooh! HANDBAG! Travolta Geri Shaznay Fun&Games
P144 Teletext 140 Oct30 21:00:00       ———————  —————————————————  WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?   When Geri left the Spice  Girls she was photographed reading an "intellectual" self-help book, The Road Less Travelled. A cynical PR move? "Not at all, Geri's a bright woman and she likes to read books," says her spokesperson. "No one can question she's a smart cookie." Mmm... Geri on the Booker Prize jury this year? I think not dear reader! ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— She asked me outright for sex 146 ALL SAINTS EXCLUSIVE p145 Shaznay Angst TV Plus Green
P144 Teletext 146 Oct30 21:01:00       ———————  —————————————————  WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?   "The UN is a learning curve  for me, to find out more about women's rights in the world," says Geri. "Geri's been committed to women's issues since the days of Girl Power. Her celebrity will raise awareness. She admits she's no expert but is learning about the issues," says a Geri source. Pah! I was the one who had to take that lass aside and explain that UN didn't stand for Umpteenth Number One! ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— A bend in need of repair 146 CIRCUS LIONS IN ROAR DEAL? p148 Shaznay Angst TV Plus Green
P144 Teletext 140 Oct30 21:00:00       ———————  —————————————————  WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?   Our New Centurions have  their own opinions on Ms Halliwell. Catherine Monaghan says: Geri looks classier now. She looked tarty before. I think she's trying a bit hard though, and she wants to manipulate the media." Chloe Carter disagrees: "She's always been seen as the 'culprit' by leaving the Spice Girls but she's a brilliant ambassador. I admire her because that film star quality comes naturally." ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— She just asked me for sex 146 ICE HOCKEY'S THE NEW COOL p141 Shaznay Angst TV Plus Green