P198 Teletext 199 Oct23 21:00:01      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes —   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 199 Oct23 21:01:11      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Richard Baseby, aged 11 and Caroline Baseby aged 13 Have you heard the joke about the dustcart? It's a load of rubbish! STINK RATING — \ What travels 100 miles per hour underground? A mole on a motorbike! STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Oct23 21:00:00      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Lee Nelson, aged 10 What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships! STINK RATING —  What's a crocodile's favourite game? Snap! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140