P198 Teletext 199 Oct16 21:01:10      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes —   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Oct16 21:00:01      ————————  —————————————————————————— By James McCalliog, aged 12 What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a hippopotamus? Flat Australians. STINK RATING — \ What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny. STINK RATING —  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Oct16 21:00:00      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Benjamin Whyte, aged 8 What's the difference between a fireman and a soldier? You can't dip a fireman in your boiled egg. STINK RATING —  Why is cream more expensive than mhlk? Because cows find it difficult to sit on small pots. STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140