P198 Teletext 198 Oct 2 21:00:00 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes — I promise they're the funniest ones yet! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140P198 Teletext 198 Oct 2 21:00:00 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Melanie Swift, aged 8 Where did Napolean keep his armies? Up his sleevies! STINK RATING — Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140P198 Teletext 198 Oct 2 21:01:00 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Leanne Meadows, aged 10 What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch! STINK RATING — \ How do ghosts begin a letter? Tomb it l—y concern...! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140