P198 Teletext 198 Oct 2 21:00:00      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes —   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Oct 2 21:00:00      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Melanie Swift, aged 8 Where did Napolean keep his armies? Up his sleevies! STINK RATING —  Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140
P198 Teletext 198 Oct 2 21:01:00      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Leanne Meadows, aged 10 What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch! STINK RATING — \ How do ghosts begin a letter? Tomb it l—y concern...! STINK RATING — \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— www.teletext.co.uk/digitise.htm BAMBER READS DOGGY MAG ON TV p152 Jokes TV Fun & Games Club 140