P142 Teletext 141 Oct 2 21:05:10             ———————  ——————————————       BECKETTS WLW; I'm a fox! I go through your dustbins at night! Yip! Yip! I refuse to be blackmailed. LU-LA THE F1 ANGEL Peach; I like Alan Titchmarsh and my mum thinks he's great. There's no accounting for taste. THE RETURN OF THE SCULLY WARRIOR May dreams be brought that I might reach, The gentle strains of midnight speech, And frozen stars that glide the forest floor Through the swirling snow. Beautif1/5 ——————————————————————————————————————— WRITE TO MEGAZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. Flicks Critics Matthew Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 145 Oct 2 21:05:05             ———————  ——————————————       'ZINERS ONE AND ALL The four children skipped along the beach, Julian holding the treasure map. "According to our super secret map, the treasure should be here!" he said. They started to dig, while Timmy yapped excitedly and started to chase rabbits. George's shovel hit metal and they uncovered the object in the sand. "Why, it looks like a WW2 anti-personnel landmine. Wizard!" said Dick. "Let's try to prise the top off!" THE END. Becketts ——————————————————————————————————2/5—— Jolly super story! NO CHANCE OF A SEQUEL THEN? Flicks Critics Matthew Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 143 Oct 2 21:00:10             ———————  ——————————————       DEAR 'ZINERS Do you believe in true love? I know it sounds kind of sappy, but I so want someone to love me in the most intense way and I want to feel completely in love with this person. OK, so I just watched "Breakfast at Tiffany's", but I hope that one day I will find a love like that. Forget-Me-Not ——————————————————————————————————3/5—— Forget it, Forget-Me-Not, or you'll be EATING DINNER ALONE Flicks Critics Matthew Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 141 Oct 2 21:00:10             ———————  ——————————————       DEAR 'ZINE God I'm fed up of being passive. Why have I got out of my tree? Well, I've had it with most of you people. Ninja Hamster; you're the king of the mess-ups, boy. Wild Bill Hiccup; you fool, no-one cares. Special Agent Bob Fish; how dare you take your name from the real Bob "the" Fish (whose TV is broken so won't write in). WLW, where's the quality control? Little Owl (in an angry tone) ——————————————————————————————————4/5—— Who needs quality control? IT'S ALL A LOAD OF RUBBISH Flicks Critics Matthew Fun&Games
P142 Teletext 141 Oct 2 21:00:11             ———————  ——————————————       ZINERS I confess. I am a time traveller from the year 2373, and I have nothing better to do with my free time than travel back to Earth 1998 to write to the Zine. I find it interesting that you have televised the future so accurately, which leads me to the assumption that another time traveller has stayed here to become a television producer. Although the real Picard has less hair. Ensign Sito ——————————————————————————————————5/5—— Less hair? WHERE EXACTLY? Flicks Critics Matthew Fun&Games