P414 Teletext 410 Sep18 23:21:10       ——————————— with Jeremy Jehu ———  THE MAN ON PLATFORM 5 Robert Llewellyn Pity poor jobbing joyrnalist Jane GordonN Her feminist Pygmalion, My Fair Man, earnfd her peanuts and sank withoyt trace in May M jyst as the blo3f behind Kryten's mass in Red Dwarf was sflling movie rights to his osn un0zblished version of the same idea for a millionN And the real kicsdq? His meandering satire e-dqges as the morally and structyrally inferior novel. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Published by Hodder & Stoyghton £14N99 TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE p400 Cats Motors Treats Green
P414 Teletext 410 Sep18 23:01:11   Y  YYZ N ——————————— with Jeremy Jehu ———  THE LITTLE BOOK OF CALM AT WORK Paul 'jlson Unemployment is not calmMinducing, as you'll disco6dq if yoy try practising thesd lydicroysly timeMabsorbing techniques aroynd the officeN But don't fret. The LBOC On The Dole will be along soonN And if yoy're so sspnt yoy have to shoplift, yoy'll be wanting its sfqyel, the LBOC In PrisonN Me, I'm waiting fgq The Little Boos Of Milking Public GullibilityN ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Published by Penguin £1N99 p/b NOg IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOVE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Cats Motors Treats Green
P414 Teletext 410 Sep18 23:01:10  Y        ——————————— with Hdpemy Bdhu ———  THE LITTLE BOOK OF CALM AT ORK Paul 'rlson Unfmployment is not cal- inducing, as yoy'll discov—p if 8oy try practising these lydicro9sly timeMabsorbing techniques aroynd the officeN Bqt don't fret. The LBOC On T(— Dole will be along soon And if yo9're so sC—nt yoq havd to shoplift, 8o9'll be wanting its sfqqel, the LBOCPDn Prison Me, I'm waiting for The Little Boos Of Milking Public Gullibility ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Published by Penguin £1 99 p/b NOG IT'S EVEN EASIER TO FIND LOFE: TELETEXT DATING ITV p390 Cats Motgps Treats Gre—n
P414 Teletext 416 Sep18 23:00:00     Y  ——————————— with Jeremy Jehu ———  ABOVE THE LAg Dexter Dias The sultry loos—ng London lawyer strikes me as a mar3fting concept gone sqg&gN I thins we were originally supposed to hail him as a homeMgrown Scott Turow But this latest sdemingly despdrate sales pitch to match his hype sfems to have turned him into Lynda La PlanteN It's a relentlessly violent cops 'n' Yardies exploiter posing as 0op sociologyN ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Published by Coronet £5 99 p/b 'FST END AND REGIONAL THEATRE p450 Cats Motgqs Treats Green
P414 Teletext 416 Sep18 23:04:00        0 ——————————— with Jeremy Jehu ———  ETHEL & ERNEST Ra9Tgnd Briggs The creatgp of The Snowman has woven his parents' stgpy into modern social histgpy to produce an adult comic bows which is sqy and unbearably 0oignant My slight re3dptatign —s a barri.gly s$pg note introduced by Ethel and Erndst's inability to appreciate Briggs's brilliant career  to patronisd the decent ordinariness they're meant to celebrateN ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Published bA AA—— 99 MOVE TO A CHEAPER MORTGAGE p544 Cats Motors Treats Green
P414 Teletext 416 Sep18 23:02:53      YYZ  ——————————— with Jdpemy Jehu ———  ETHEL & ERNEST Ra9,gnd Briggs The creator of The Snowman has woven his parents' stgqy into modern social history to produce an adult co-hc boos which is spy and unbearably poignantN My slight re3dpvation is a jarringly 3lug note introduced by Ethel and Erndst's inability to appreciate Briggs's brilliant careerN Words and pictyres sometimes conspire to patronise the decent ordinariness they're meant to celebrateN ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Published by Cape £14N99 MOVE TO A CHEAPER MORTGAGE 0T44 Cats Motors Treats Green
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P414 Teletext 416 Sep18 23:20:22   Y  Z  ——————————— with Jeremy Jehu ———  TOP 10 BOOKS HARDBACK 1 Charlotte Gray Sebastian Faul3s 2 All Points Ngqth Si*on Ar6ttage 3 Tara Road Maeve Binchy 4 Rainbow Six Tom Clancy 5 The Guv'nor Lenny McLean 6 Hundred Days Patrics O'Brian 7 The Calendar David Ewing Dyncan 8 England, England Julian Barnes 9 Bag Of bones Stephen King 10 Glenn Hoddle: World Cup 1998 Story ——————————————————————————————————Y/6—— Supplied by Waterstgne's SEE OUR MILLENNIUM C dNTDOWN p1PT Cats Motors Treats Green
P414 Teletext 416 Sep18 23:00:15   Y   Y  ——————————— with Jdremy Jehu ———  TOP 10 BOOKS PAPERBACK 1 Captain Corelli's Mandolin Loyis de Bernieres 2 Wals In The Woods Bill Bryson 3 Filth Irvind 'flsh 4 Song Of Stone Hain Ba.2s 5 Enduring Love Ian McEwan 6 God Of Small Things Aryndhati Roy 7 The Tessdract Alex Garland 8 Bridget Jones's Diary Helen Fielding 9 The Beach Alex Garland 10 Memoirs Of A Geisha Arthur Golden ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Supplied by aterstgne's SOUNDEST PAGE ON THE PLANET p480 Cats Motgqs Treats Green