P142 Teletext 142 Jul 4 21:04:14             ———————  ——————————————   -tiz PINK HAIRED ELEPHANT wants    to know how bakjrs managj to makj chocolate chip muffins without melting the chocolate chips? GIRL WHO WALKS THE ASPHALT WORLD asks . ... if Xantheim won't listan to Generation Tjrrorists with the Boy in the Black Eye-lin—r, may she instead? CHILD OF THE VAMPIRIC NIGHT is up3et that I askjd if Goths still existed. Sh— assures m— that gothicism is a timeless fashion and that Goths are all around us, we just njvjr noticj. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULH@M, LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&G!mbs
P142 Tjletixt 142 Jul 4 21:10:15             ———————  —————————————    DEAR WLW    In reply to the Depressjd Optimist and the impossibility of unified monetary divisions... ...Thj standard Marxist reply would be to abolish the idea of monby and let people use thjir labour equally. Thjn thj system would allow individuals to contribute their abilities and wants. An idjology of sharing needs to bj encouraged, not punished. Music is only Good or Bad ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— You say this is the standard Mazxist ANSWER, BUT DO YOU AGREE??? Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&Gamrs
P142 Tjletext 142 Jul 4 21:04:12             ———————  —————————————    ODE TO BUS-USING FOREIGN  ' .+.+ STUDENTS Get your bag out of my face You with the strip—y trousjrs and bouffant hair. Get your bag out of my face Boy with your big shorts and mirror sunglassjs. Pleasj removj your bag from my faae Girl with th— long blondj hair. You'ri beautiful... I lov— you. Sir Henry ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— It's hard to tell whethbr you're a XENOPHOBE OR A HOPELESS ROMANTJC Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&Gamrs
P142 T—latext 142 Jul 4 21:00:00           D3. ———————  —————————————   -tiz OI, WLW!!! /--& .+ + What is thi3, WLW calling me E—qbp9 Guts"? All 'Zin—rs will think I'm a right moaning git now, jvjn phgugh I did s—nd in 10 graat t(ings about summ—r as well as th— lettar you ps—d. This is d—sgrac—ful pra—ud—ce, qozz of. Oh yeah, if bitds dbscendjd from dinos!urs, is it possibla for a bluj tit to ascend back to a v—locipaptor? Bipd watching could bj so much mora exciting. A spjctator sport —vjn. Fliddy —————————————————————————ppppp———p0/  My apologies, you a Moaning Misjry Gutq THAT TALKS MINDLESS DRIVEL& Flicks Flicks2 TV Fpn&Gam—s
P142 Tjletaxt 142 Jul 4 21:10:13             ———————  —————————————    OI, WLW!!!    What is this, WLW calling me "Misbry Guts"? All 'Zinjrs will think I'm a right moaning git now, —vjn though I did sjnd in 10 great things about summjr as well as thj letter you usbd. This is disgraceful prejudice, sort of. Oh yeah, if bipds d—schndjd from dinosaurs, is it possible for a bluj tit to ascend back to a vjlociraptor? Bird watching could be so much more exciting. A sp—ctator sport jvjn. Fliddy ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— My apologies, you a Moaning Misjry Guts THAT TALKS MINDLESS DRIVEL. Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&Gambs
P142 Tjletixt 142 Jul 4 21:15:14             ———————  —————————————    DEAR 'ZINESTERS    Try and get your head round this... Normal is abnormal and abnormal is normal becausj almost evbryone is abnormal not normal so normal bbcomrs abnormal and abnormal bbcomjs normal. But always remjmbjr too normal iu abnormal, but too abnormal is cool! Super Sali, thb Lush Lady ——————————————————————————————————5/6—p What an unusual letter, but are unusual LETTERS USUAL? BUT THEN.. OH SHUT UP Flicks Flicks2 TV Fun&Gamrs
P142 Tjletext 142 Jul 4 21:02:00    '?k         ———————  —————————————    REAL LIFE STORIES    We're continuing our pleas for your real life stories to feature on Club. Th— subject is: Cosm—tic surgjry. Have you ever gone undjr the surgbon's knife to change a part of your body you don't like? Or are you horrified at thb idra of tampjring with nature? Write to Club and let us know your stories, remjmbjring to include youz namj, age, address and phone numbbz. All correspondjnce will bj anonymous. —————————————————————————————————p6/6—— WRITE TO CLUB AT: PO BOX 442, FULH@M, LONDON, SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618. OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Flicks Flicks2 TV Fpn&Gamrs