P198 Teletext 198 Apr13 21:10:00      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes -   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE 'JTH  GLUG'S STINK-RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297, LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808 Full Guide TV Club 140 Family Fun
P198 Teletext 198 Apr13 21:13:01      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Chloe Suggitt, aged 12 ghat's a frog's favourite flower? A crocus! STINK RATING - \ How do you make gold soup? You put nine carrots in it! STINK RATING -  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a game! 152 Teens 140 Games 150 Listings 400 Leisure 410 Cinema 460 Music 480 Full Guide TV Club 140 Family Fun
P198 Teletext 198 Apr13 21:30:10      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Mark Smith, aged 13 How do you make a Mexican chilli? Take him to the North Pole STINK RATING - \ How do you get a dinosaur to fly? Buy it an airline ticket! STINK RATING -  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a game! 152 Teens 140 Games 150 Listings 400 Leisure 410 Cinema 460 Music 480 Full Guide TV Club 140 Family Fun