P498 Teletext 498 Oct28 21:51:10      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes -   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK-RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Oct28 21:51:17      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Jamie May, aged 6 What kind of flower does everybody have? Tulips! STINK RATING -  How can you tell a dogwood tree? By its Bark! STINK RATING - \ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a galf! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Oct28 21:50:02      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Leigh Smith, aged 10 What do you give a sick sea monster? Plenty of room! STINK RATING -  What do you use to cut through giant waves? A sea-saw! STINK RATING -  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a galf! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440