P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:41:21       ———————  —————————————————  DEAR 'ZINE I can reveal that newsreaders wear jeans and trainers while reading the news and, in summer, shorts. The desk they sit at is littered with coffee cups and old issues of TV Quick. They make jokes about the people being interviewed and fiddle with their hair. The biggest scandal is that the first introduction bit is recorded. While it's being shown they sit there putting on their makeup and shouting at the floor manager. The Wannabe ——————————————————————————————————5/8—— MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:15:13       ———————  —————————————————  DEAR IRON LION I agree with you that Paul Merton and the other guy you mentioned are very funny, but if they were the only thing on TV they would run out of funny things to say and do. This would cause them to have nervous breakdowns and maybe shoot themselves, leaving us with people like Bernard Manning for entertaiNlfnt. ARRRGGGHHH! Quacker, a demented duck ——————————————————————————————————6/8—— Surely Iron Lion would count as being ANOTHER FUNNY GUY ON TV? MAYBE NOT.. Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:52:00    ——————————————————————————————————————— CITV NOMINATIONS CATEGORIES TOP BAND BEST CITV DRAMA Oasis Mike & Angelo Boyzone Woof Spice Girls Cone Zone Ant & Dec The Ward Famous Five TOP SINGER SPORTS PERSONALITY Peter Andre J—lhe Redknapp Robbie Williams Damon Hill Lou—se David Beckham Michelle Gayle Ryan Giggs ——————————————————————————————————7/8—— Party with the stars!!>>> WIN A VIP TICKET TO AWARDSa>>> Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:53:13       ———————  —————————————————  ALYSIUM are no more. Owen went to Uni leaving the other two in the lurch. So much for fame and fortune. That's life! THE HOMO is on the look-out for culture vultures - 'zinesters who read Maupin and listen to Beethoven. A long, long wait looks to be in store. EVAN'S FAVOURITE T says the only good Brit bands are old ones. Will this tedious musical debate ever end? THE HEAVENLY NOBODY asks Boo Radley's, ——————————————————————————————————1/8—— who sang "C'mon Kids" on their last SINGLE, WHERE DO THEY WANT US TO GO? Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:43:00       ———————  —————————————————  ANON warns us never to watch comets. If yougve read Day of the Triffids you'll know why. SAVE THE SHRIMP truly believes Boyzone have touched the hearts of shrimps worldwide. And she's off to see the Backstreet Boys in November. UrghL THE HEAVENLY NOBODY says I'm running out of good letters. Get the hint boys and girls? THE CRUSHED ORANGE says REM rocked ——————————————————————————————————1/8—— 15 months ago. WERE YOU ABDUCTED BY ALIENS SINCE? Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:53:00       ———————  —————————————————  TO BEZ'S WORKING TRNTSERS Why didn't you stay away? I pity those who wept for you - allegedly! I hate your over-sized ego and the Kula Shaker comment. You are a sad child if you condemn their music because you have a problem with financial wealth deciding to produce good music. Since when have bands had to be working class geezers? Get a life. Sorry, I forgot, that's probably too much to ask a pair of trousers. Imperial Underclass ——————————————————————————————————2/8—— Hitting the sarky notes, are we? A COOL SHAKER OF A REPLY! Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:40:01       ———————  —————————————————  THIS IS A LETTER OF PROTEST I live in Coventry and support Cov City I have supported CCFC since I was eIght but my friends support Liverpool. F—y? Cos they fancy Jamie Redknapp and his totally fake hair! This is an insult to women who are genaHne fans. Another thing. I'm not an Oasis, Pulp or Kula Shaker fan. All you —dople who think Oasis are ripping off The Beatles The Kinks and The Stones, speak up! Lucy, in the sky ——————————————————————————————————2/8—— Are they ripping these bands off or PAYING THEM A TRIBUTE? Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:50:11       ———————  —————————————————  DEAR CRAZY LEMON You can rest assured that you are not the only girl who is serious about Formula 1. I also happen to be madly in love with Michael Schpl—cher, but had been following the sport for a long time before I noticed just how gorgeous those eyes and that accent are. I hope that one day boys will wake up to the facts and realise that girls can know just as much about cars and be just as serious about motorsport as them. The Patriot ——————————————————————————————————3/8—— You were all quiet during the season S CK IN A PIT STOP PERHAPS! Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:40:10       ———————  —————————————————  SIMPLE VERSE When London Town is burning down and a baby falls from a tree, and the bridge on the T——lds is collapsing, where's the place for me? You may be filled with a warming glow from the candle that lights you to bed; oranges and lemons sound sublime but the chopper still comes for your head. These innocent rhymes that you sang as a child only tell of death in tones so mild. Arutha's Counterpart ——————————————————————————————————3/8—— MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:50:13       ———————  —————————————————  GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING SMALL 1 Boys want to "protect" you. 2 You can pay less for things like bus fares, shoes, etc. 3 You can get around people just because you're cute, especially in crowds. 4 You can use the "just 'cause I'm small doesn't mean I'm not 18" line on club bouncers. Dazy, Girl from Mars ——————————————————————————————————4/8—— Or you can say: "I'll only take up a SMALL SPACE ON 442, PRINT MY LETTER! Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:41:00       ———————  —————————————————  KEYS Keys are actually alien visitors from the planet Neptune who have come to earth to examine the feeling known to us as frustration, to them as wibbleydoopaploop. Five minutes before you decide to leave for work the keys grow legs and scuttle away from the place you safely left them. They then watch as you get frustrated, kicking the cat and slamming doors. Then they fly off in their rocket. Anon ——————————————————————————————————4/8—— Do they also come as cups of tea you CAN'T REMEMBER GHERE YOU LEF > Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:51:00       ———————  —————————————————  DEAR THE BIG CHEESE Well, I'm also in a band. A simple description is that I'm the effervescent drummer in the hottest new three-piece around. We were a four-piece, but our lead guitarist and singer had a fight and the lead guitarist walked out. Anyway, wegve been going about six months and still can't think of a proper l—ld. Any ideas? Broken Circles ——————————————————————————————————5/8—— MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:40:00       ———————  —————————————————  THE CAMEL There is a camel in my house and he is carrying a board and on that board are some words...Don't Kill The Man. S Johnston ——————————————————————————————————6/8—— You should take more breaks from your COMPUTER, MATE. YOUR BRAIN'S MELTED. Goss Music Music biz TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct28 21:42:10    ——————————————————————————————————————— CITV AWARDS On Dec 20 CITV will screen its second Awards ceremony. CITV is offering Teletext viewers the chance of a dream night out at the awards party in London If your voting form is selected you could win a VIP ticket to hobnob with the likes of Peter Andre, Boyzone and The Spice Girls!! For a voting form with the full list of nominees send an SAE to: ——————————————————————————————————8/8—— CITV, LWT, Upper Ground, London SE1 9LT RETURN FORMS BY NOV 15!! Goss Music Music biz TV+