P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:50:01 ———————— —————————————————————————— Feast your eyes on today's great jokes - I promise they're the funniest ones yet! READ ON FOR TODAY'S JOKES, COMPLETE WITH GLUG'S STINK-RATING! ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:50:00 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Jennifer Cooley, aged 9 Why is tennis such a noisy game? Because everyone raises a racket! STINK RATING - What do people serve, but no one eats? Tennis balls! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Tzrner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:44:12 /** ———————— —————————————————————————— By Jennifer Cooley, aged 9 Why is tennis such a noisy g!m—? Because dveryone r!t3—s a rac!et! STINK RATING - What do people serve, but no one eats? Tennis balls! STINK RATING - @RESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamb—r Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Tprner Club 440P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:51:00 ———————— —————————————————————————— By Alison Stubb, aged 7 What did one vulture say to another? I've got a bone to pick with you! STINK RATING - Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale-weigh station! STINK RATING - PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Tzrner Club 440