P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:50:01      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes -   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK-RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:50:00      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Jennifer Cooley, aged 9 Why is tennis such a noisy game? Because everyone raises a racket! STINK RATING -  What do people serve, but no one eats? Tennis balls! STINK RATING -  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Tzrner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:44:12   /**   ————————  —————————————————————————— By Jennifer Cooley, aged 9 Why is tennis such a noisy g!m—? Because dveryone r!t3—s a rac!et! STINK RATING -  What do people serve, but no one eats? Tennis balls! STINK RATING -  @RESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamb—r Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Tprner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Oct11 21:51:00      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Alison Stubb, aged 7 What did one vulture say to another? I've got a bone to pick with you! STINK RATING -  Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale-weigh station! STINK RATING -  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Tzrner Club 440