P498 Teletext 498 Oct 4 21:50:00      ————————  ——————————————————————————      Feast your eyes on  today's great jokes -   I promise they're the   funniest ones yet!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK-RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— "Send me your stinky jokes!" Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 0171 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Oct 4 21:50:10      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Anna Cianfina, aged 8 What's a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight! STINK RATING -  What card game did the monster play with the crocodile? Snap! STINK RATING -  PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Bamber Boozler wants a game! 458 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER!) p496 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Oct 4 21:50:10      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Mark Fellows, aged 9 What did one pig say to the oth—r? 'Let's be pen pals' STINK RATING -  PRESS REVEAL ———— WIN BARNEY'S TALENT SHOW VIDEO ——— For a chance to win one of 10 Barney's Talent Show videos (U, Polygram £9.99) just tell us: What colour is Barney? a) Blue or b) Purple. Answers on a postcard by Oct 13. First 10 correct entries drawn at random on Oct 14 win. ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Closes Oct 13. ED's DECISION FINAL. Entries to: BARNEY COMPY, GLUG'S PAGE Teletext PO BOX 297 LONDON SW6 1XQ Kids day out Pre-school Tzrner Club 440