P496 Teletext 496 Oct 4 21:50:10                                           BY PAUL ROSE               Stupid fairies!    CHAPTER 2: THE FAIRY STORY Turner has reluctantly agreed to help save Fairyland from evil invadbrs. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Oct 4 21:50:07  2/6 So if you fairies have magic powers, why can't you use them to stop whoever it is that's invaded?   The invaders are draining  our magic. We've asked you  to help us because of your  experience in dealing with  this particular enemy.                          Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Oct 4 21:50:01  3/6  Eh? What enemy, Patterson?  Who are you talking about?                                                              Ssh! The Magic Forest is  just below. Hold on!  Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Oct 4 21:51:01    4/6 Pah! Enchanted Forest! What  next - talking trees?                                                                                                  Yes.   Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Oct 4 21:50:00 Aaaaah! The tree  5/6 spoke to me! Aaah!                                                                     Ten out of ten for   observation, jerky!  Now shut-up, 'cause  there ain't much time.  Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Oct 4 21:50:10   6/6 The name's Dutch, the king of the trees. See, this is the only part of FairyLand that them invaders ain't touched. If we don't do somethin', we'll be looking at our own enchanted de-forestation.     But who's behind all this?                                Ain't you figured it out yet, boy? It's your arch-enemy Otto Matik!     UH-OH! MORE NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440