P442 Teletext 442 Oct 4 21:50:01       ———————  —————————————————  DEAR MEGA-ZINE Not owing to any diagnosed hearing deficiency on my part, here is a misheard lyric for you to mock me for. What I heard: "High up on the hills and I am Bernard Manning". Is actually: "High up on your cross and I am burning burning". From Time O the Signs by Tjrrorvision. Bill Corgan's Bleeding Heart ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— I can actually understand where you ARE COMING FROM ON THIS ONE!
P442 Teletext 442 Oct 4 21:33:10       ———————  —————————————————  YO, THE GIRL WITH THE X-RAY EYES Hmm, let me think. You are named TGWTXRE because you try not to see things the way they appear to be. And you have a liking for intergalactic space-age rock band Babylon Zoo. Either that or your eyes used to be called Ray I'm correct? Huzzah! Now give me that Crispy bloke, s'il vous plait. The Bohemian Spiritualist, making her debut appearance ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— With an added drop of Soya Sauce TO BRING OUT THE FLAVOUR! Goss Sound Flicks TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct 4 21:13:01       ———————  —— —————————  THE HEAVENLY NOBODY I think perhaps you could be a tiny bit jealous! Go on admit it. OATBAKE beauty should be in the eye of the beholder. But sadly, this is not always the case. JAMES DIGRIZ I am not interested in being a director for you. And no, we cannot do lunch - not now - not ever! SPARKLING PEARL COPPER THROWER The dream - I am sad to say - will probably ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— not make it into reality - which IS VERY SAD! Goss Sound Flicks TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct 4 21:50:01       ———————  —————————————————  A LETTER OF ANGER I would just like to share with every- one out there that I don't care wheth—r Oasis split up or not. I have never cared and will never care what they do with their pathetic tiv—s. And if I hear or read about it one more time I think I'm gonna scream and go mental. Or worse, I may actually buy their music with my own money. Itsy Bitsy Spider ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— I don't understand why you would want TO BUY THEIR MUSIC - ENLIGHTEN ME! Goss Sound Flicks TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct 4 21:55:01       ———————  —————————————————  THINGS TO TRY Go to the beach and learn to surf. Paint a friend blue and call them Smurf. Run around pulling at your hair. Scream at things that are not there. Tried the above and you're still bored?. Buy on credit what you can't afford. The Lovely Scorchio Pizza ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Tell me - exactly what flavour is SCORCHIO - DOES IT HAVE OLIVES? Goss Sound Flicks TV+
P442 Teletext 442 Oct 4 21:11:00       ———————  —————————————————  DEAR WLW Do I take it that you don't like Manchester United? In a comment to a letter, you said you'd do anything to get away from Man Utd glory hunters. I feel the same way. Man Utd have only had a massive increase in support lately because they're a fashionable team. Because of this, the real fans are forgotten. Personally, I always have - and always will - support the best team - Liverpool! Queen of Babble ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— MEGA-ZINE, PO BOX 442, FULHAM, LONDON SW6 1XQ. FAX 0171 386 5618 OR e-mail to club440@teletext.co.uk Goss Sound Flicks TV+