P441 Teletext 441 Oct 4 21:51:00          ————————————————————————————  STUFF'S GUIDE TO SOUL  In the first of a regular series on the many wondrous forms of pop music, we profile the soul lurve gods. Men whose mere mention drives the girlies mad. But what do you need to become a soul lurve god? Well, for starters you'll need loads of STYLE: Lots of leather, gold rings and chains! Mark Morrison never leaves home without his huge collection of gravity-defying gold rings, chains and leather trews. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Latest Charts 625 POLECAT STRUT p448 'Zine Goss Sound Flicks
P441 Teletext 441 Oct 4 21:11:00          ————————————————————————————  STUFF'S GUIDE TO SOUL  If you're searching for soul, look no further - for we the makers of Club 440 prove that you can be a soul lurve god - just get yourself ATTITUDE: Adopt the dated approach with women, ensure your eyes scream "I lurve you". Model yourself on Peter Andre. His ex- girlfriend, Home and Away star Laura Vasquez, claims:"Even when he was going out with me he had other girlfriends!" ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— This weekend sees the start of BOYS' OWN AGONY PAGES p446 'Zine Goss Sound Flicks
P441 Teletext 441 Oct 4 21:51:11          ————————————————————————————  STUFF'S GUIDE TO SOUL  You might have soul style and attitude but you're soulless without the all- important LYRICS: Soul men boast of their lurve prowess - these men are not backward when it comes to being forward with the ladies! Look towards MN8 - these boys are a Tuff Act To Follow with lines like "Nobody gonna love you, like I love you baby" and "Don't deny our destiny." ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Get on the 'Zine 442 FLICKS MAGAZINE p445 'Zine Goss Sound Flicks
P441 Teletext 441 Oct 4 21:51:01          ————————————————————————————  STUFF'S GUIDE TO SOUL  You walk, talk, look, eat and sleep soul. But man if you want to be the ultimate soul lurve god, get yourself some STAGE ANTICS: That's right - lots of fumbling down your trousers is the order of the day. Call or, if you have to, drag girls on stage and sing tenderly to them. R. Kelly is a prime example. He's a man who loves a stage fumble with the girls. Stop him at your peril! ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— All the Goss 443 GROOVES NEWS p621 'Zine Goss Sound Flicks
P441 Teletext 441 Oct 4 21:50:01          ————————————————————————————  STUFF'S GUIDE TO SOUL  Strangely, the current King of soul lurve gods - Luther Vandross, is completely untypical of the genre. He doesn't gyrate suggestively with the girlies or wear neck-breaking collections of gold chains. Speaking to Club 440 bath-loving Loofah told us: "My ideal night is in front of the TV with a few friends and huge bowls of popcorn!" Really Loofah. You must get out more! ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Get a pen, get a pen pal 447 MUSIC REVIEWS p444 'Zine Goss Sound Flicks
P441 Teletext 441 Oct 4 21:10:01   Your chance to interrogate The Bill  LIVE at Teletext!    Monday, October 7, we'll  have Britain's favourite  coppers in for questioning!   We'll pose YOUR questions to  Sgt Bob Cryer and  DCI Meadows while  you watch p127  on ITV. Questions to: The Bill,Teletext, PO Box 297, LONDON SW6 1XT. FAX 0171 386 5618  ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— All the latest soap gossip 118 MARJORIE ORR PLOTS YOUR STARS p128-9 'Zine Goss Sound Flicks