P498 Teletext 498 Jun19 11:00:11      ————————  ——————————————————————————        My post bag was full  this week - as all of   your stinky fokes have   found their way to me!       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK-RATING!  ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Send me your SCHOOL fokes! Jokes to: GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 297 LONDON, SW6 1XT. Fax: 071 386 7808. Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Jun19 11:00:05      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Rebecca Tayler, aged 12 Who rings the bell twice and then knocks down the door? The Avon gorilla! STINK RATING -  What weighs over a ton and wears flowers in its hair? A hippy potamus! STINK RATING -  Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— For a great Kids Day Out see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440
P498 Teletext 498 Jun19 11:10:11      ————————  —————————————————————————— By Michael Feldman from London What did the cistern say to the toilet? You look flushed! STINK RATING -  Is it cruel to stick pins on spiders? Yes Then why do we sew buttons on flies! STINK RATING -  Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— For a great Kids Day Ost see 499 WRITE A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE! p497 Kids day out Pre-school Turner Club 440