P496 Teletext 496 Jun19 11:00:01                                        BY PAUL ROSE CHAPTER 1: SUMMER HOLIDAY Turner and Glug have booked an ultra- economy flight for their summer holidays. Cheapskates! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Jun19 11:01:01                      I'm not sure your choice of airline was the right one.    Do stop complaining,   $vrner. Think of the   saving wegve made!                                Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Jun19 11:10:11  3/6 'flcome aboard! I'm Captain Bumbly.                                                                     Hahahahaha!      Whassamatter? You find    my name funny or something?           No no - it's er..lovely! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Jun19 11:10:10 TURNER AND GLUG SIT DOWN..  4/6  Why do we have to sit in  the cargo hold, Glug?                                                                   It's a cargo plane, you idiot.  Besides, we have it all to  ourselves, so don't complain. Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Jun19 11:11:10  AH - But you're not entirely alone!      Silas P Ant!                                                                                                 Who's he? Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440
P496 Teletext 496 Jun19 11:10:01   He's an explorer I once worked  for, Glug. But be careful -  he's clinically insane!                                                                                    That's right, and now I'm  going to hijack this plane!  Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaah!       MORE NEXT WEEK! Write It Jokes Day Out Club 440