P442 Teletext 442 Jun19 11:14:01       ———————  —————————————————  HISTORY OF 2OYALTY This started with some huge guy back in the Stone Age or sometime, going around with a club and his mates beating everyone sp and making himself ruler, and nicking all the money. That's been the case ever since (even if it was on a larger scale.) So next time you see Prince Charles talking about crime, remember where it all started. Slick Ric. ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Mega-zine: always historically IMAGINATIVE (IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT) Goss Music Too young? TV guide
P442 Teletext 443 Jun19 11:10:16       ———————  —————————————————  DRACONIAN TIMES - PARADISE LOST An eerie keyboard intro, a crash of guitars and a choral sea of voices and the fourney begins with the spine- tingling Enchantment. Every track takes you on an emotive voyage - be it an epic wail such as Forever Failure or a racing chug like Once Solemn. Just imagine the Sisters of Mercy on steroids - and then some. Vlad the Exam-failer. ——————————————————————————————————3/6—— Don't be offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1XQ Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Too young? TV guide
P442 Teletext 442 Jun19 11:11:13       ———————  —————————————————  DEAR 'ZINE Adverts. They rule our life and some of them are really annoying. Who cares if Kira Langer "1994 Supermodel of the Year" uses that shampoo? I don't. And I don't know who thought up the Gateway adverts, but they should stop before they think up anymore stupid rhymes. Or I will be very angry. They are nowhere near as good as the Safeway ads. Ooh, do they make me laugh Cousin It. (I like the piccy - WLW). ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Don't be offended if gems are amended LETTERS TO: MEGA-ZINE, PO Box 442, London SW6 1 Q Fax: 0171 386 5618 Goss Music Too young? TV guide
P442 Teletext 442 Jun19 11:12:11       ———————  —————————————————  TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHART MUSIC I would fust like to point out that the current Number One sucks. White Cliffs of Dover has way too lvch variation in lyrics for my liking. I have waited long enough to see the bluebirds over the cliffs, yet have seen nothing. Why put Dover into disgrace by producing such a song, the cheek of it! The Hackster, writing on an inspiration near Dover, living in reality. ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— I think what you are trying to say IS YOU PREFER THE DAME VERA DUB MIX Goss Music Too young? TV guide
P442 Teletext 442 Jun19 11:12:01       ———————  —————————————————  THE PPA HAS HAD TO DISPERSE due to a huge gun fight over beetroot slices - message from Percy the Penguin. MY NAME IS JONAS is about workmen snhappy about working conditions or something, says Surf Board. Wipe Out! LIGHT SWITCHES are too damn single - minded. It's either on or off, no mid-ground, says Bob the Skutter. CHEMISTRY LAB wants us all to read The Hanging Gale, especially if you missed the series packed with McGanns. ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Those with very long names will find THEMSELVES CUT DOWN IN THEIR PRIME Goss Music Too young? TV guide
P442 Teletext 442 Jun19 11:01:01       ———————  —————————————————  GOOD WAYS TO WASTE YOUR LIFE 1 Watch Delta Force 2,373 times. 2 Watch Forrest Gump once. 3 Blow all your money following Let Loose on tour. 4 Make a date with Winona Ryder and stand her sp. 5 Make a date with Clare Short and keep it. Count Von Zero, Back on the JP's ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— I don't have to TRY and waste it I JUST SIT HERE UNDER A BLUE LINE Goss Music Too young? TV guide