P449 Teletext 449 Dec10 22:21:24        ——————————————————————————      Ho-ho-ho! More of your   Christmas jokes as   the big day gets   nearer and nearer..\       READ ON FOR TODAY'S  JOKES, COMPLETE WITH  GLUG'S STINK-RATING!   ——————————————————————————————————1/6—— Problems solved 446 Grooves 620 MORE GLUG (AND TURNER TOO!) p448 Fun&Games Green Grooves TV Plus
P449 Teletext 449 Dec10 22:21:56     ————————1,./ ——————— CHRISTMAS JOKES —— By Sarah, aged 10 from Devon What goes ho-ho-ho-plop? Santa laughing his head off! STINK RATING -  By Aminul, aged 11 from Bradford ghat do you get if you cut down a Christmas tree? A Christmas tree murder! STINK RATING -  "Err.. I don't get it.." Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Bamber 458 Kids' problems 446 YOU DRAW IT, WE FRAME IT! p669 Fun&Games Green Grooves TV Plus
P449 Teletext 449 Dec10 22:21:41      ————————  ——————— CHRISTMSS LOKES —— By Sarah, aged 10 from Devon What goes ho-ho-ho-plop? Santa laughing his head off! STINK RATING -  By Aminul, aged 11 from Bradford What do you get if you cut down a Christmas tree? A Christmas tree murder! STINK RATING -  "Err.. I don't get itn." Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/6—— Bamber 458 Kids' problems 446 YOU DRAW IT, WE FRAME IT! p669 Fun&Games Green Grooves TV Plss
P449 Teletext 449 Dec10 22:22:12      ————————  ——————— CHRISTMAS JOKES —— By S——nila from Birmingham What crab do you see at Christmas? Santa Claws! STINK RATING -  By Erim from Birmingham Knock Knock! Who's there? Father! Father who? Father Christmas! STINK RATING -  Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/vAi Digitiser 470 Turner and Glug 448 BEAT BAMBER AT HIS OWN GAME p458 Fun&Games Green Grooves TV Plus
P449 Teletext 449 Dec10 22:22:28     ————————  ——————— CHRISTMAS JOKES —— By Stephanie, aged 8 from W Yorks What's the difference between a turkey that's been stuffed and one that hasn't? One's still rnning around! STINK RATING -  ghat's never found in your stocking on Christmas morning? Your foot! STINK RATING -  Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————4/6—— Bamber 458 Kids' problems 446 YOU DRAW IT, WE FRAME IT! p669 Fun&Games Green Grooves TV Plus
P449 Teletext 449 Dec10 22:20:40      ————————  ——————— CHRISTMAS JOKES —— By Amy, age 9, from Bristol Why are there only 21 letters in the alphabet at Christmas? The angel said Noel! STINK RATING -  Who collects your rubbish at Christmas time? Frosty the Dustman! STINK RATING -  Press REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————5/6—— Digitiser 470 Turner and Glaf 448 BEAT BAMBER AT HIS OGN GAME p458 Fun&Games Green Grooves TV Plus
P449 Teletext 449 Dec10 22:21:00    F ————————  —————————————————————————— SEND GLUG YOUR CHRISTMAS STINKERS!    Send 'em in to:   GLUG'S CHRISTMAS JOKES,    TELETEXT,   PO BOX 297,  LONDON SW6 1XT.    "There's only a few weeks until my favourite time of the year, CHRISTMAS! All through December, I'll be showing all your festive funnies! Send 'em in!" ——————————————————————————————————6/6—— Star Profile 445 Pen pals 447 GO GREEN AND SAVE THE WOBLD p460 Fun&Games Green Grooves TV Plus