P448 Teletext 448 Dec10 22:21:56                                        X        BY PAUL ROSE  CHAPTER 3: I DREAM OF GENIE Glug has found a magYc cola can with a genie inside. Unfortunately for Turner, he wasted almost all his wishes on himself. Jokes Stone Roses Byker Girls 'Zine
P448 Teletext 440 Dec10 22:22:12 Glug! What's going on? Where did all this money come from?            Oh. It's you.                                                             Jokes Stone Roses Byker Girls 'Zine
P448 Teletext 448 Dec10 22:22:27  3/7 Look, Turner, don't get on  my case. I found a genie and  was granted three wishes.       And you used them    all for yourself?!     Don't be stupid. Look,  I got you some sweets.                                                           Jokes Stone 2oses Byker Girls 'Zine
P448 Teletext 440 Dec10 22:20:40 I can't believe how selfish you are.  I need a drink.                                                                         Turner - NO!  Jokes Stone Roses Byker Girls 'Zine
P448 Teletext 440 Dec10 22:20:08         5/7                                                                    Jokes Stone Roses Byker Girls 'Zine
P448 Teletext 448 Dec10 22:21:24 You idiot - the genie was in that can of drink. Now all my money has disappeared.  You mean - Igve just drunk a  genie? Blimey! Perhaps you  could rub my stomach to make  him come out again. BURRRP! 8                              —0?              Don't even think about it.  I may be upset, but I'm  not THAT desperate.    THE END Jokes Stone Roses Byker Girls gYine
P448 Teletext 448 Dec10 22:21:41  7/7      [ ^  FOR YOUR FAVOURITE TURNER STORY EVER!   Simply write and tell us which classic Turner story you would most like to see. The story with the most vojes will be shown over Christmas.  Stories to vote for: The Origin, Turner in Time, The Return of Otto Matik, Glug in Love, The Worminator, Jurassic PoekX Alan, Frankenpatcabs, Splish, The Time Monkey and Glug's Birthday.  Send your voted to: TURNER THE WORM c/o TELETEXT, PO BOX 297 LONDON SW6 1XT.   Jokes Stone Roses Byker Girls 'Zine