P561 ORACLE 561 Sat25 Apr C4 2101:10  1/3                     WHAT A WHOPPER! The tallest man in the world, with size 23 plates of meat, has been wowing tourists at London's Piccadilly Circus. The Guinness Book of Records has just named 7ft 6\in Mohalnad Channa as the tallest man in the world after the death of the former title holder, who stretched to 8ft 3in. The new champ's bed is 10ft long and his specially built house in Pakistan has 15ft ceilings.  more >> WIN GAMEBOYS, AMIGAS, SEGAS p685 Write On Help! Buzz Stars Beat Box
P561 ORACLE 561 Sat25 Apr C4 2100:01  2/3                     PILES OF GREAT IDEAS... The pioneering Chinese have done it again - switch your grandparents' toothpaste to SOD and it'll allegedly brush away senility! And if the dread of haemorrhoids plagues your life, the Chinese reckon they've invented a cigarette to cure piles! What a cheek! Swiss soldiers who like to rave at the weekend can at last let their hair down. Instead of sporting crops they're being allowed to keep their locks under control with hairnets!  more >> .BUZZ 560...WRITE ON 562...BUZZ 560. Write On Help! Buzz Stars Beat Box
P561 ORACLE 561 Sat25 Apr C4 2101:00  3/3                     TV UPDATE...TV UPDATE...TV UPDATE...TV Melissa Bell (20), the third actress to play Lucy Robinson in "Neighbours", is quitting the soap over in Australia after just a year (we're 18 months behind). Apparently she's off to star in "E-Street", currently being shown on Sky One every day in the UK. ITV's got an extended edition of "The Match" (subtitled "Title Countdown") on Sunday starting at 2pm featuring Manchester Utd v Liverpool live and highlights of Sheffield United v Leeds.  A tall story >> .BUZZ 560...WRITE ON 562...BUZZ 560. Write On Help! Buzz Stars Beat Box