P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2102:03   1/20             Press REVEAL for punchlines: What does a lady Martian see when she's cooking breakfast? Unidentified frying objects!!! When did the fly fly fastest? When the spider spied 'er!!!    more > Know any original jokes?! Please send them to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL If you draw a picture of your joke, we'll use the best ones on 553! Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2103:18   2/20           Press "reveal" for punchlines: What time was it when the lion ate the prime minister? 8pm (ate pm)!!! When all the animals were on the Ark what did Noah say? Now I've herd (heard) everything!!! Why are you wearing two coats to paint the house? Because the instructions on the tin say put on two coats for best results!!! more > Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2102:13   3/20           Press "reveal" for punchlines: What animals on Noah's Ark did not come in pairs? Worms. They came in apples!!! What does the traffic warden have on his sandwich? Traffic jam!!! joke of the day > Thanks for today's jokes to: Harjeet Dhillon and Katy Roberts Don't forget to tell us your name so we can put it on TV! Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2102:11    4/20                    FRIDAY: by Hayley Preston What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?  Press REVEAL: A head banger!!!   start > Do you want yours to be joke of the day? Just send it, as usual, to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON, W1V 1LL and we'll give them the ORACLE OFFICE GIGGLE TEST! Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553 It's Wild! Make-Do Tea Time Quiz Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2103:06   5/20             Press REVEAL for punchlines: What did the jar say to the perfume? You smell!!! What did Sir think of your homework? He took it like a lamb. Really, what did he say? Baa!!! more > Know any original jokes?! Please send them to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL If you draw a picture of your joke, we'll use the best ones on 553! Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2102:01   6/20             Press "reveal" for punchlines: Why's your brother taking a cabbage for a walk? 'Cos he thinks it's a collie!!! Why has it taken you so long to write that letter to your aunt? 'Cos she's a very slow reader!!! Waiter there's a worm on my plate It's not a worm sir it's your sausage!! more > Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2102:04   7/20             Press REVEAL for punchlines: Where do snowmen dance? At a snow ball!!! Teacher told me to clean the board but I've been rubbing for half-an-hour and it's still black!!!     Joke of the day > Thanks for today's jokes to: Kaisar Aitaf and Anila Velcaria
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2108:00    8/20                     MONDAY: by Kelly What's pink and white, comes out at night and sings in a high voice?  Press REVEAL: False Teeth!!!   start > Do you want yours to be joke of the day? Just send it, as usual, to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON, W1V 1LL and we'll give them the ORACLE OFFICE GIGGLE TEST! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Barney's Bunch Jokes It's... Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2108:15   9/20             Press REVEAL for punchlines: Help, help I can't swim So what, I can't play the piano but I don't shout about it!!! What's musical and keeps you dry? A hum-brella!!! more > Know any original jokes?! Please send them to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL If you draw a picture of your joke, we'll use the best ones on 553! Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2109:10   10/20             Press REVEAL for punchlines: Where did two rabbits go after they got married? On their bunnymoon!!! Woman: It's raining cats and dogs today Man: Yes I know I've just stepped in a poodle!!! What did chief running water call his sons? Hot and cold!!! more > Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2101:16   11/20            Press "REVEAL" for punchlines: Why does Mike work in the bakery? He kneads the dough!!! What were Tarzan's last words? Who greased the vine?! Joke of the Day > Thanks for today's jokes to: Anila Velcaria and Ashgrove House, Norfolk Kids Index 550 More Jokes 5 53
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2100:01    12/20                     TUESDAY: by Amy Casson Why did the strawberries cry? Press REVEAL: Because they were in a jam!!! Press reveal start > Do you want yours to be joke of the day? Just send it, as usual, to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON, W1V 1LL and we'll give them the ORACLE OFFICE GIGGLE TEST! Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Barney's Bunch Jokes It's... Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2100:06   13/20             Press REVEAL for punchlines: There's a man at the door collecting for the new school swimming pool. Give him a glass of water!!! Why is the school football pitch always so soggy? Because the players are always dribbling!!! more > Know any original jokes?! Please send them to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL If you draw a picture of your joke, we'll use the best ones on 553! Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2100:10   14/20           Press REVEAL for punchlines to today's space age jokes! Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to outer space? He wanted to find Pluto!!! What do spacemen play in their free time? Astronauts and crosses!!! What's a monster's favourite soup? Scream of tomato!!! more > Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2101:02   15/20            Press "reveal" for punchlines: Teacher: I want the whole class to bring me their homework in tomorrow. Pupil: But sir how can I carry the hoover and the dishes to school!!! joke of the day > Today's jokes were sent in by: Amy Claire Easson, RMA and Jacquie Lawrence Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2100:25    16/20                     WEDNESDAY: By Jenny Hagan Where do you find a good horse?  Press REVEAL: Where you left it!!!   start > Don't forget to tell us your nald when you send us your joke. Write to ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON, W1V 1LL and we'll give them the ORACLE OFFICE GIGGLE TEST! Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553 Barney's Bunch Jokes It's... Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2101:01   17/20             Press REVEAL for punchlines: Dad: Would you like any help with your homework son? Boy: No thanks dad you only got 1/10 last time!!! Teacher: Tom your homework is getting better! Tom: I know my dad has stopped helping me!!! more > Know any original jokes?! Please send them to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1V 1LL If you draw a picture of your joke, we'll use the best ones on 553! Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2101:16   18/20           Press "reveal" for punchlines: Teacher: Why aren't you wearing school uniform Susan? Susan: Because I don't feel like it. Teacher: I will deal with you later along with the headmistress. Susan: Why, didn't she wear uniform either!!! Headteacher: What did you tell your teacher that made her faint lad? Boy: I told her I'd done my homework!! more > Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2100:10   19/20           Press "reveal" for punchlines: What tape doesn't play music? "Sellotape"!!! Why was the bad knitter sacked from the sports coach team? She made too many long jumpers!!! Joke of the Day > Today's jokes were sent in by: Jacquie Lawrence, Galtri, and Alice Tickle!! Don't forget to tell us your l—lf! Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat25 Apr C4 2101:07    20/20                     THURSDAY: by Ben Cornick Why are elephants wrinkled? Press REVEAL 'fll have you ever tried ironing one!!!   start > Do you want yours to be joke of the day? Just send it, as usual, to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON, W1V 1LL and we'll give them the ORACLE OFFICE GIGGLE TEST! Kids Guide...550 More Jokes...553 It's Wild! Make-Do Tea Time Quiz Buzz