P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2205:10   4/10           What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!!! Why didn't Dracula stay for dinner? Because he didn't like the steak!!! What's brown and holds a suitcase? A handle!!! What have Father Christmas and Terry Wogan got in common? They both have beards, except Terry Wogan!!! more > Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2204:11   5/10           What do you get if you cross a cow and a pogo stick? A milkshake!!! What's a cow's favourite planet? The Moooooon!!! more jokes follow > Why not send us a drawing of your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2202:12   8/10           Why was the banker sitting in a tree? Because he had just been made branch manager!!! Mother: Why are you jumping up & down? Child: When I took my medicine I forgot to shake the bottle!!! Why is a banana skin like a pullover? Because it's easy to slip on!!! send your JOKES > Today's jokes sent in by Dean & Craig Martin, James Cockerill & Amanda Rosie Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2200:10   10/10           Have your eyes ever been checked? No, they've always been blue!!! Why can't a brown bear be minty? Because it isn't a polo bear! What do you say when you meet a two headed monster? Hello hello!!! What shampoo do mountains use? Head and Boulders!!! send your JOKES Today's jokes sent in by Natalie Mills, Tanya Matthew, Jacqueline Black, Zainab & Zubair Talati Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2200:00   1/10           Customer: Have you any wild gooseberries? Waiter: No sir, but we can take some ordinary ones and irritate them for you!!! Should you eat gooseberries with your fingers? No fingers should be eaten separately!! more jokes follow > Why not send us a drawing of your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes Kids' News 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2200:10   2/10           What is a cow's favourite breakfast? Moooosli!!! Doctor Pete, Doctor Pete, I think I'm a clock? Well don't get wound up about it!!! If a purple house is made of purple bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks what is a green house made of? Glass!!! send your JOKES > Today's jokes sent in by Hether Martin, Victoria Jeeves, Gillian Murray & Amanda Inkster Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes Kids' News 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2204:10   3/10           Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors!!! Why not send us a drawing of your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  more JOKES follow > Thanks for today's jokes to: Philip Carmalt,Gemma Boyd,Daniel Daniel Stones,April Bygrave, Katy & Peter Asten Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2200:00   6/10           Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? Because he got a hole in one!!! Ghat do you get if you cross Dracula with a hot dog? A fang furter!!! What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets!!! send your JOKES > Today's jokes sent in by Ghazala Kaisar,Simon Croome,Paul Malpass & Donna Matthew Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2200:01   7/10           Knock Knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell so I knocked!!! more jokes follow > Why not send us a drawing of your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sat29 Jul C4 2201:00   9/10           John: Were you invited to Jim's party? Ron: Yes but I can't go John: Why not? Ron: The invitation said six to eight and I'm nine!!! more jokes follow > Why not send us a drawing of your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 More Jokes 555 Mag Barney's Bunch Buzz