P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2024:50    FROM: HANNAH McUARY, NICOLA DRUMMER     KNOCK,  KNOCK,  KNOCK,  KNOCK.  KNOCK.  KNOCK.  WHO'S  WHO'S  WHO'S  THERE?  THERE?  THERE?    ADOLF WENDY TICK  ADOLF WENDY TICK WHO?  WHO?  WHO?     WENDY TICK 'EM ADOLF BALL JOKE IS UP I'M A JUST HIT OVER, TONGUE ME IN THE YOU HAD TIED MOUTH! BETTER COWBOY! LAUGH!    
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2020:33          JOKES JOKES JOKES      Did you hear about the elephants  crossed with pigeons?  I'd 3jep away from Trafalgar  Square if I were you!   Why did the elephant paint   himself all different colours?   So he could hide in the   crayon box!     FROM: RACHEL 'JLLIAMS               
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2000:40     FROM: ANNE LA D GORSKI, ALEC DAVIS MERRY CHRISTMAS by Miss L Toe GUNFIRE by R Tillery LONG WALK by Miss D Bus THE HAUNTED HOUSE by Hugo First JUNGLE ANIMALS by Ann T Lope A SCHOOLBOYS'S TROUBLES by Ben Dover @@QN TO DRIVE by L Plates ROAD TRANSPORT by Laurie Driver  KIDS! SEE BLACKBOARD PAGE 551!   MORE JOKES ON PAGE 552!
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2020:20     From: HELEN JACKSON, VANESSA BUTLER, Teacher: You missed school yester- day didn't you? Pupil: No miss, not a bit!  Teacher: If eggs were £1 a dozen, how many would you get for 20p? Pupil: None, If I had 20p, I'd buy a toffee crunch!   ORACLE KIDS! send your jokes to: ORACLE KIDS JOKES, ORACLE, 25-32 MARSHALL S DET, LONDON W1 
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2020:04                 44<                       WAITER, WAITER, HOW MUCH LONGER DO @ HAVE TO GO ON WAITING? YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE SIR, I'M DOING THE WAI HNG! WAITER, I'M IN A HURRY, WILL THE PANCAKES BE LONG? NO SIR, THEY'LL BE ROUND! FROM: SARAH ROSE, MARK TAYLOR
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2020:12  *     *     *   What do ghosts wear in  the rain?  Booo-oots and ghoul-  oshes!   Who examines the  tickets on a spooks  bus?  An Inspectre!      FROM: ANDREW COLLINGS,  STEVEN NOTHERS   more JOKES follow >
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2020:00 WHAT DID THE NORTH-  WIND SAY TO THE  SOUTH+JND? F press reveal    "LET'S PLAY  DRAUGHTS!"     p|||p        PT                                              
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2000:40             FROM: SAMMY BO DN,  DNDY TOPPING & LOUISE ROONEY DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I think I'm a glove! Hold on, I'll give you a hand! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I've swallowed the film from my camera! Oh, I hope nothing develops! DOCTOR: I think you have acute appendicitus! PA$ FNT: Thanks Doc, I'm glad you like it! 
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2000:26  DOWN ON THE FARM  FROM: MARNIE EASTEL, JOANNA STERRY What do you get if  you cross a pig  with a thief?  A Hamburglar!  What do  xou call How do you  a sleep rpuirrel?  A bull- Climb up  dozer! a tree  and act  li£— a  .pt!     MORE JOKES TOMORROW !
P553 ORACLE 553 Sun 5 May C4 2000:00 CANNIBAL JOKES CANNIBAL JOKES  First cannibal:  What do canni- d had burglars  bals have for last night.  breakfast? Second  o Shredded cannibal:  feet! Really?  First   cannibal   Yes, but  they  didn't     taste    as good  l  as the   mission-  ju—0 ÷5 z—7  aries!         FROM: SANDRA MAINING, JOANNA & LEE SINGER