P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 5 May C4 2020:06 FR L9 EMMA LANGFIELD, NATALIE EDWARDS           What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head? Anita! Did you hear about the thief who stole a bar of soap? He made a clean getaway! What goes chuff-chuff at a wedding? The bride's train!  Send your jokes to: OR—ID,ORACLE KIDS, MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1. 
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 5 May C4 2020:36 FROM: KATHRYN ROYLE,MICHELLE LARKIN           LITTLE GIRL: Dad, my budgie's escaped, will you replace him for me? DAD: Don't be silly, I'd never fit in the cage! What did Eamonn Andrews say to the baker? "This is your loaf!"  Send your jokes to: ORACLE KIDS, MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1. more JOKES on page 553
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 5 May C4 2020:00  FROM: JAMES DENNING, ANDREW BUNCE          Did you hear about the m—n who couldn't tell putty from butter? All his windows fell out! What's the difference between a gun- slinger and a fog horn? One shoots from the hip, the other hoots from the ship!  ORACLE KIDS! send your jokds to:  ORACLE KIDS JOKES  CRAVEN HOUSE REJ 25-32 MARSHALL STREET  LONDON W1V 1LL 
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 5 May C4 2020:01  FROM: ANN & DONNA BOLTON,  STEPHEN BLUNDELL P(s ÷/} h4 pp0—pp pp0—pp pp0—pp  Z      What flowers jump all over the place? Poppies! Policeman: You need a permit to fish here! Boy: Thanks, but I'm doing alright with a worm! What did Samson die of? Fallen arches!  Send your jokes to: ORACLE KIDS, MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1. 
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun 5 May C4 2020:00 FROM: JUS HN BRUNDLE, DENISE, DEBBIE & LORRAINE JOHNSON           Did you hear about the photographer who saved burnt out light bulbs for his dark room?! SON: Do you remember you said that if I got a good report you would give me £5.00? DADz!Zes, why do you —rR? SON: Well, I've saved you the expense!  MORE JOKES TOMORROW 