P231 CEEFAX 231 Tue 15 Nov 20:01/00    PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, my hair's falling out. Can you give me something to keep it in? DOCTOR: How about a paper bag! PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I'm getting very forgetful DOCTOR: Won't you take a chair? PATIENT: Thanks - take a what? DOCTOR: A chair. When did you first notice this trouble? PATIENT: What trouble? PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, Igve just swallowed my mouth organ! DOCTOR: Just be grateful you don't play the piano From Helen Degavino, Milton Keynes More Fun! Fun Index US Charts BBC2 TV