P238 CEEFAX 238 Wed 3 Feb 21:00/10                                 Why is an old car like a classroom? They both have nuts with a crank in front. ghy should you not learn maths? Because of the vulgar and improper fractionsN ghat do you get if you plant a gun? A lot of shoots! Is Ghostland a state? No, it's a terrortory. Sam Mills and Richard OgNeill