P287 CEEFAX 287 Fri 7 Feb 19:21/11    PATIENT: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a snooker ball. DOCTOR: Well, go to the end of the queue... PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor! Can you help me out? DOCTOR: Yes, certainly. Which way did you come in? PATIENT: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a bee. DOCTOR: Buzz off - I'm busy too... From Geoff Tourle of Heathfield