P285 CEEFAX 285 Fri 7 Feb 19:20/01      What is short, green and goes camping? A boy sprout What did the policeman say to his tummy? You're under a vest Who gets the sack as soon as he starts work? A postman How do hens and roosters dance? Chick to chick What does the ocean say when it sees the shore? Nothing, it just waves from Lisa Jayne Roles of Bedford